Brain "Coach BT" Tramel posted this on his Kayfabe Board:
"BTW, I did like the Chimp's joke though - thanks for putting me over."
Now see, BT gets it. He understands what this column is and is able to take a joke.
But, Gene "The War Markchine" Jackson has, from day one, acted all offended at the notion of a wrestling column being written by a drunk chimp. I guess the audacity of an "intoxicated ape" writing a comedy column about a such a SERIOUS profession as Wrestling... a profession that has given the world Adam Bomb, Beaver Cleavage, Billionaire Ted, the Blowaway Diet, the Gobbledygooker, the Dog Poo Match, Katie Vick, "Piledriver: The Wrestling Album", Dr. I. Yakem, The Black Scorpion Saga, White Castle of Fear, the Fingerpoke of Doom, Viagra on a Pole, Robocop, Turkey on a Pole Battle Royal, Tagar Lord of the Volcano, the Christmas Creature, Nightmare Freddy and Ring of Honor... is an OUTRAGE!
For whatever reason, he's more pissed off at me than usual. My guess it is either the "your father may be a chimp" bit hit a little too close to home or he's a Randy Hales mark.
Gene "Jackson" posted this on BT's board:
"almost every column from the 'drunk chimp' has taken shots at this site as well BT and myself"
Bullshit.
Let's get one thing straight, "Gene Jackson" (and I won't even start about the hypocricy of calling the nameless retards on Jimmy's message board "cowards" when YOU don't post YOUR real name)... I have been a helluva lot harder on the writers at Hollywood Jimmy than I have EVER been on BT or you. If you are capable of memory recall, EVERY remark I ever made about you or BT was obviously done as part of the comedy that makes up roughly 95% of all content I write.
Obvious to anyone other than a complete fool.
The very few times that I have "shot" on someone it WASN'T you.... it WASN'T Tramel... it was Axeman, D-Rock, and Rick. For you to say otherwise is a complete and total dishonest stance to take in support of your grievance.
And you KNOW it!
Or maybe you don't.
After all, you can't seem to grasp the fact that the Wrestling News Center and The Official Website of "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock are two SEPARATE 'sites.
Whatever. Just like Axeman, you seem to be completely unable to take a joke... even when I DON'T make a joke about you (please kindly point out where I even mentioned or implied your fucking name in the last column). The Coach, on the other hand, has proven that he CAN take a joke. If the day ever comes when he can't take it anymore, I'll never mention his name in this column again. Just like you (and your soulmate, Axeman) will never have to worry about having your poor widdle feewings hurt again by a mean ol' chimpanzee.
After this little bit:
HOW TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT
"I wonder how many people who wandered over from the daily journal were impressed when they saw the 'wrestling news center' promoting a column written by a 'drunken chimp wrestling guru'? In the words of Tony Schiavone, 'Yeah, that will put asses in the seats.'"
Ah... the infamous Shiavone quote.
From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WCW_Monday_Nitro
Bischoff's "tried & true" tactic of giving away the results from taped Raw shows backfired on January 4, 1999. Mick Foley, who had wrestled for WCW during the early 1990s as Cactus Jack, won the WWF Title as Mankind on Raw. Nitro announcer Tony Schiavone sarcastically mentioned "that'll sure put some butts in the seats." The moment that Schiavone insulted Foley, over 600,000 viewers changed channels to watch Raw.
Thanks for the hits your posts generated, Gene!
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