You don't look like wrestlers. You don't act like wrestlers. You are all either too fat or too skinny. You care more about being in the main event for some shit hole wannabe promotion in front of 40 fans instead of getting paid actual MONEY by laying on your back in front of 40,000 fans. Whenever a legitimate PROFESSIONAL wrestler (one who wrestles for a LIVING, not just a weekend warrior) appears at a show, you all flock like ring rats to get your picture made with them and sniff their jock. You care more about getting your skanky girlfriends and wives booked as "valets" instead of trying to improve your craft.
There really isn't any INCENTIVE for me or other fans of the WWE and TNA to follow you piss ants in this area.
For those who say, "Nobody comes to the shows because wrestling is dead in this area.":
You can call me names all you want on Hollywood's guestbook and BT's messageboard if it will make you feel better... but that won't make it any less TRUE.
I get more entertainment watching jungle vultures fight over a zebra carcass than the wrestling in this area. It's even more fun to fling a banana peel in middle of the frenzy and watch the nasty bastards REALLY go crazy!
Now, having explained why I... and the VAST majority of wrestling fans in this area... could give two shakes of a dead dog's dick about the local indy wrestling scene, I can honestly say that I don't have a fucking clue who "Izzy Rotten" is. I wouldn't know him if I bumped into him on the street (of course, he'd pretty much figure out I was Mr. Crackerjacks... not that many CHIMPANZEES 'round these parts, y'know). He may be a sweet guy for all I know.
"IZZY" Rotten? If that isn't a gimmick name only a true-blue mark would give themself then I don't know what is. Of all the thousands of wrestlers who have laced up a pair a boots, he chose AXEL ROTTEN to pattern himself after? Cameron Valentine I can understand. Shit, dude LOOKS like Greg Valentine, one of THE best workers to wrestle in the 1980's.
But Axel Rotten??? What the fuck??? The first and LAST time anyone cared about Axel and/or Ian Rotten was that ECW feud they had with each other in the early 1990's. Axel got a little more mileage by riding Balls Mahoney's sac a few years later, but he was soon dumped from the team by Paul Heyman for Spike Dudley... because people actually CARED about Spike.
But in all fairness, I did a Google image search on the name "Izzy Rotten" and these are some of the results I found:
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YOUR POSTS, MY RESPONSE:
Well, this is the part where I make comments and such about specific posts on Hollywood Jimmy's guest book. Not such luck this time. Today I single out two GROUPS of posts.
First of all, we have the group that goes there to bash Jimmy and the writers. These people (or "person" most likely) are big fans of gene Jackson and Coach B.T. and Rasslin' Riot. Now before one of you dumb bastards starts screaming, "You said you weren't going to talk about Gene anymore," I'm not.
But I will post what he said on "The Bathroom Wall" called the Kayfabe Board.
" at least they know who was saying what, unlike their site where people can go on the board and post with bogus names... criticize people with the benefit of no one knowing who they are "
Wow.
That sounds EXACTLY like you!
According to Gene Jackson... one of the guys that YOU are defending... you are the biggest pieces of shit on the fucking planet!
By the way, about this "Bathroom Wall" business. I don't know which of you guys started calling Hollywood's guest book that, it doesn't matter. Because you're right. BUT... couldn't have you come up with something more ORIGINAL? "Bathroom Wall" has been used to describe guest books and message boards since the INVENTION of guest books and message boards. Yeah... "Bathroom Wall" is about as original as the Powers of Pain.
Or Izzy Rotten.
And which is more pathetic? The person who draws dirty pictures on a men's restroom stall anonymously, or the guy who leaves a message for gay sex and gives his real name and phone number?
Just asking.
To the fuck wad who insinuated that, somehow, the writers at Hollywood Jimmy weren't qualified to talk about wrestling because none of us have been "involved" in the business or whatever and that the guys at Rasslin' Riot are MORE qualified... well, neither have Bill Apter, Stu Saks, Matt Brock, Eddie Ellner, Liz Hunter, Dave Rosenbaum, Wade Keller, Dave Meltzer, C.R. Zimmerman, Scott Keith, Flea, Chris Hyatte, Eric Szulczewski, Ian Burnside, Matthew Micahels, widro, Matthew Michaels, Ashish, Larry Cszonka, Meehan, Dusty the Fat Cat, J.D. Dunn, Randy Harrison, Daniel Wilcox, Chris Lansdell and many many more who are more well-known than ANY of the writers at Hollywood Jimmy and Rasslion' Riot ever will be. Not a damn one of 'em has ever been "involved" in professional wrestling.
It's called "Freedom of Speech".
And just to bust the bubbles of long-time "Pro Wrestling Illustrated" fans... Matt Brock, Eddie Ellner, Liz Hunter and Dave Rosenbaum are all FICTIONAL characters.
So fuck you, mark.
The OTHER group are those involved in this whole Lord Humongous 3 and Lady Vixen bullshit.
I want EVERY wrestler reading this to go back and look at the posts by "Lady Vixen" and "Mrs. Rocker". Go ahead. The rest of us will wait.
See... that's what happens when wrestlers marry ring rats. Flirt with them if you want. Screw them if you must. But, if you get hitched, these two are prime examples of what you end up with.
Carry on, humans.
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